Now that the numerous award functions are done appreciating and awarding the immense talent in Hindi cinema, it’s our turn to acknowledge the ones who hit and missed their luck this year. Some of them were actually unlucky, some made bad choices, and some deliberately tried their luck on crap which ultimately did not sell. So let’s hereby welcome the Bhajiya Awards 2015 đ
- Audience toh ch**** hai award
Dilwale
- Pappu can’t act saala award
Katti Batti
- Thomas Cook award
Tamasha
- Tum Waapas Kyu Aaye Award
Prem Ratan Dhan Paayo
- Zero Award
Hero
- Dance pe Chance award
ABCD 2
- Half cooked award
Humari Adhuri Kahaani
- Alia’s first bikini moment award
Shandaar
- King of Bad Times awardCalendar Girls
- Ranbir’s Ek Hi Bhool award
Roy
- Kaash Kashyap ye na banaata award
Bombay Velvet
- Eleven Minutes Award
Ek Paheli Leela
- Finding Humor award
Welcome Back
- ‘Con’ Sa Award
Dolly Ki Doli
- Saif’s Annual Appearance Award
Phantom
- Invisible at Box Office award
Mr. X
Despite this being one of the best years of Hindi cinema, the winners stood out fair and square. This is what a few winners had to say after winning the award :Shahrukh Khan â Working with Kajol was a fair and lovely moment for me. Anyhow my favourite remains to be the remake of Suraj Hua Madham. In fact I would get so overwhelmed that I would start lip syncing to the original songâs lyrics and then Kajal will prompt me ki rang de mujhe Gerua hai !
Ranbir Kapoor â I am gonna get drunk tonight ! I mean 3 awards in one year? I think they should take me as the lead actor in the sequel of 3 mistakes of my life. And I thought Roy would go unnoticed if I wonât go for its promotions.
Suraj Pancholi â Although I felt that audience had accepted me as Zero right from my controversy and the emotional hug moment with Salman Bhai. But the way Bhai pulled off the midnight studio stunt and sang âMain Hoon Savior Teraâ, I knew that now no one can take this honor away from me.
Kangana Ranaut â I am the unconquerable queen of Bollywood now and Hrithik will agree with that. Moreover, name one person in Bollywood who has the nerve to say yes to working opposite Imran Khan after ‘Tanu weds Manu Returns’?
Salman Khan â I did not want to let any girl think that I am actually a Bajrangi Bhaijaan, while the truth is that deep inside my heart and behind my aging face lies a secret that  âMain Prem tha, Main Prem hoon aur Main Prem hi rahungaâ, yakeen nahi aata toh wait for my next movie âAaya Prem Jhoom keâ.
Sonam Kapoor â When Abhishek and Suraj Uncle showed me the wardrobe for Dolly ki Doli and Prem Ratan, I knew that this will be my chance to show my audience that I am not just a gorgeous plastic doll but can also catch eyes without looking attractive at all.
Alia Bhatt â We all know that the only thing Shandaar about Shandaar was my walk on the beach in the bikini for which I worked out so much that I can beat Mary Kom with one hand now.
Emraan Hashmi – I have kept my promise of being the Serial Kisser in Bollywood whether I am visible or not. Thank you all !
Shraddha Kapoor â To me, this film industry has started to feel like a summer camp. I mean all I ever wanted to do was singing and dancing and jump around being so chirpy that people around start to wonder why is she grinning all the time ! Acting will find its way to me eventually đ
Note : Contents of this post are a work of fiction. Readers are advised not to confuse it as genuine and true. All characters in this post-âeven those based on real peopleâ-are entirely fictional.
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